Princess Twilight Sparkle (1-2) Entirely in Rhyme by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Princess Twilight Sparkle (1-2) Entirely in Rhyme
The scene does begin with our Princess Twilight,
Using her new wings to practice her flight.
Her friends do their best to keep up her cheer,
But the Sun Celebration is soon drawing near.
She knows that she'll preform now that she's been crowned,
So she takes back to the air... before eating the ground.
We then cut to a scene with the six and stained glass,
As Rarity reminds what has now come to pass.
Her friends have to leave but they say they still care,
Promising with a hug and a Pinkie Pie swear.
The group takes the train from the high society,
Leaving Twilight with Spike and her own anxiety.
She's soon seized with panic 'til Celesti
Final Fantasy VII Disc One Entirely in Limerick by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Final Fantasy VII Disc One Entirely in Limerick
In Midgar we begin our tale,
Reactors folks plan to assail,
They jump off a train,
Giving a world of pain,
And running they hope to prevail.
Ex-Soldier has joined them for pay,
The character you'll be made to play.
He thinks he's well trained,
Though his memory's strained,
(A story for another day.)
Avalanche is the name of the band,
With Barret in charge & command.
He looks like Mr. T,
With a disability,
As he now has a gun for a hand.
They fight and destroy number one,
At Tifa's they regroup for fun.
There's drinks to be had,
While Marlene hugs her dad,
And it's clear that our game has begun.
They plan to take out number five,
But Cloud
Applebuck Season told entirely in rhyme by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Applebuck Season told entirely in rhyme
AJ and Big Mac glance over their farm,
With Mac in a bandage from some prior harm.
The apples are ripening and ready to eat,
But bucking them all will be no easy feat.
Her brother is worried she'll not get it all done,
So AJ responds with a shout out to Top Gun!
She'll buck all these trees until they turn to pulp,
But she is betrayed by a worrying gulp.
We then see the opening and cut to our steed,
Working with Winona to stop a stampede.
She lassos the leader and diverts the herds,
Before sending them off with a lame play on words.
The townsfolk are thankful and give her an award,
With Twilight's annoyance and intro ignored.
AJ
Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Octavia vs Vinyl by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Octavia vs Vinyl
[Vinyl] Tavi, you like to act like you're proper with class,
But we've all seen how you longingly look to the brass.
Your recolor looks better than you ever could,
And she didn't speak, only fiddled 'bout wood!
See, just like your music your act has grown old,
And what's with that collar? Do you do what you're told?
Try to rap against me and you'll meet your demise,
I'm so beloved people argue 'bout my eyes!
[Octavia]You believe this would rustle even part of my style,
But I saw your affronts coming from over a mile.
I've performed before thousands while you're on your comp,
Mixing up that rubbish and looking for a romp!
Your "methods" are b
We are all damaged goods in our own little ways,
Each one has been hurt throughout our fleeting days.
The smiles have hidden, the tears have been shed,
Some for the broken, the hurting, the dead.
We look to ourselves and want a new life,
One without memory of our past strife.
We look to another, wishing we were them,
Little knowing themselves they too would condemn.
We're all damaged goods, each one hurt and used,
We've all been depressed, forsaken, abused.
No one is different and no one escapes,
For sadness comes in all sizes and shapes.
But the days will come when we hold our heads high,
Our joy shall return and our eyes will be dry.
Whe
Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna
[Celestia] My sister, dear sister, we've now come to blows?
That's happened once before when the darkness you chose!
So jealous of my fame, my prestige, and power,
Even when you return you won't sleep in my tower!
You think you can take me in this battle of rhyme?
Well, maybe you could... if you had more screen-time!
A royal by birth but you're just a disgrace,
Bow down, my sibling, or be cast into space!
[Luna] Big talk from my sister, you regal mistake,
Tell me, just how does one become addicted to cake?
You abuse your power, sitting high on above,
Aww, poor Celestia, with no one to love!
You still getting letters or did your pu
Swarm of the Century told entirely in rhyme by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Swarm of the Century told entirely in rhyme
We begin with Fluttershy singing her song,
"Hellfire" she sings... am I getting that wrong?
Anyway, she soon jumps backwards in fright,
As she comes face to face with a parasprite.
An adorable creature, colored sky blue,
And a bucket of apples it quickly eats through.
The creature finds itself being rather adored,
Something rather put off by an ominous chord.
We switch to the library where Spike is cleaning,
With Twilight all huffy and slightly demeaning.
She leaves him to go and check on the crowd,
Each working quite hard to make their princess proud.
Correcting a mare pair she heads to Pinkie's place,
Where she finds the pink p
Song for an Alicorn (Mad World) by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Song for an Alicorn (Mad World)
All around me are the bowing ponies,
Snobbish phonies, ceremonies...
Celestia says that I'm a good ruler,
Glad I've fooled her, glad I've fooled her...
I take a walk around my empty palace,
Can't find solace, can't find solace...
My thoughts grow heavy and I look to the ground,
Why was I crowned? Why was I crowned...?
And I find it kind of somber, I find I disapprove,
The friends that I have made are all now bowed down at my hoof,
I don't know what to tell them, I don't know what to say,
When friendships become distant it's a very, very
Mad world........ Mad world.......
Appendages protruding from my backbone,
They feel tacked o
Games Ponies Play told entirely in rhyme by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Games Ponies Play told entirely in rhyme
We begin with a scene from the last episode,
With Twi leaving Spike in their leafy abode.
They go to the train station and prepare to board,
While Dashie tells tales of when she was ignored.
Flashing back to the past we see her rather sad,
As she gives a great shout from the back of her dad.
She vows that the empire won't suffer that fate,
And they all board the train bound for Cadance' estate.
They practice, and practice, and practice some more,
But soon all six end up sprawled out on the floor.
Their train has arrived and they are quite enthralled,
The kingdom looks nicer than they had recalled.
Citizens are working, all eager t
Just for Sidekicks told entirely in rhyme by Rhyming-Zecora, literature
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Just for Sidekicks told entirely in rhyme
We start with some photos of Spike and PeeWee,
Though he is not in this episode, we'll see.
He's discovered by Twilight and at her behest,
The chick is returned to his parents and nest.
Owlowiscious appears, for some reason awake,
And we flip to Spike baking a gem-infused cake.
He munches on his gems as he makes his creation,
Finding them all gone he airs his frustration.
The owl indicates that the chef is to blame,
Causing Spike to sadden and loudly exclaim.
Fluttershy comes by to pawn off her pet,
And Spike soon accepts for her green garnet.
Angel is aghast and catches a ride back,
While Spike seeks to add some more gems to his