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Too Many Pinkie Pies told entirely in rhyme.

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Our episode begins with an apple being expanded,

Pinkie throws off Twilight's aim and gets herself reprimanded.

She bumps into Rarity walking in her black dress,

Her words give Pinkie a new problem to assess.

How can she be in two places, not one?

How can she miss out on anypony's fun?

She then runs away in a fleeting, quick flash

before stumbling upon the hard at work Rainbow Dash.

She is quite busy ridding a cloud of its' fog,

In order to do this with her tail she does flog.

Pinkie decides that she has to assist,

before running off again to see what other fun does exist!

She soon finds the Apples who are carting their crop,

and upon meeting Fluttershy all she can do is flop.

Pinkie then rests in the butterfly grove,

before her friends then come up to her in a drove.

Each has their own plan for a fun filled day

and each knows how Pinkie Pie hates being turned away.

Rainbow offers for her to go swimming in the lake,

and AJ offers a barn raising in which she could partake.

Pinkie accepts before receiving awful news;

they take place at the same time and now she must choose!

Twilight is the next pony to give her a new thought,

There aren't enough Pinkies to be in more than one spot.

However, Pinkie recalls a riddle from her old Nana Pie,

Something about a pool that could let its user multiply.

She falls through a hole and ends up looking into her reflection,

She soon creates her copy, a picture of perfection!

Fun is the only thing her doppleganger seems to crave,

Pinkie looks past this and tells herself to behave.

Ignoring her second's odd verbal aberration,

They soon split up to have double participation.

Rainbow Dash can't make sense of Pinkie's phrase,

So she just shrugs it off and goes back to her rays.

Pinkie two gets caught up in Fluttershy's outing,

The other gets frantic and begins to start pouting.

The original catches up and finds herself in a terrible state,

The only solution? More Pinkies they must create!

They return to the pool and raise their number to four,

before the duplicates continue and raise their numbers even more.

As she loses control she knows all is not well,

the magic continues and their numbers do swell.

The Pinkies first strike at Rainbow Dash's pond,

Pinkie sees the chaos and chooses to abscond.

The Apple family are the next victims of the herd,

They bring down the barn and generally act absurd.

Pinkie Pie feels powerless for they're out of her control,

the carnage continues as the Pinkies take their toll.

Twilight frantically searches for a cure for the outbreak,

The townsfolk are fed up and not much more can they take.

With some Deus Ex Machina they find their solution,

but unfortunately it is nonspecific in it's manner of execution.

The spell in question would take the fakes and the real,

How could they get the true Pinkie to be able to reveal?

With the help of the original and idea is born,

One to rid the town of the Pinkies they've come to scorn.

With the Apples rounding up all of the group,

Into the town hall the herd eventually does swoop.

Rainbow brings in a straggler from outside

Before Twilight springs her test of watching paint that's not dried.

The idea is to find which ones are the clones,

The real Pinkie wouldn't follow the same pattern as these drones.

One by one they are picked off as their attention span fails,

At last one remains and Pinkie finally prevails.

She soon learns the importance of making her choice,

Something that should only be done by one of her voice.

And that about wraps up this rhyme of episode 3,

I hope you had as much fun reading as I had making it for thee!
I meant what I said so here's episode three.

A rhyme about the ep containing more than one Pinkie!
© 2012 - 2024 Rhyming-Zecora
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WAR59's avatar
You are amazing at this sort of writing I see,
Maybe me watching you was meant to be!