[Celestia] My sister, dear sister, we've now come to blows?
That's happened once before when the darkness you chose!
So jealous of my fame, my prestige, and power,
Even when you return you won't sleep in my tower!
You think you can take me in this battle of rhyme?
Well, maybe you could... if you had more screen-time!
A royal by birth but you're just a disgrace,
Bow down, my sibling, or be cast into space!
[Luna] Big talk from my sister, you regal mistake,
Tell me, just how does one become addicted to cake?
You abuse your power, sitting high on above,
Aww, poor Celestia, with no one to love!
You still getting letters or did your pupils grow wise,
You are just a troll pretending to advise!
The whole fandom would gladly bow down at my hooves,
Ensemble Darkhorse, Tia, and you can't match these moves!
[Celestia] Oh come now, my sister, you think you they adore?
Look into their dreams, yes you I implore!
For let us just say that you do get around,
Rather base for a princess who shouldn't be crowned!
Your voice shakes the mares right down to their soles,
And you're quite adept at scaring small foals!
We're finished here, Luna, there's no more to discuss,
Now go back to the moon and cuddle with Abacus!
[Luna] Oh sorry, I must have had something in my ear,
You said I was the one causing ponies to fear?
You sent your only friend to a town in the sticks,
And I bet that you ate that troll of a phoenix!
You even have to wonder just why we're estranged?
You can't protect your subjects from a bug who is changed!
Maybe I'll call her up, leave you in a cocoon,
And see how you like a millennium on the mooooooooon!
[Zecora] Who won? Leave your comments in the comments below,
And if you liked this one then please do let me know!