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[Celestia] My sister, dear sister, we've now come to blows?

That's happened once before when the darkness you chose!

So jealous of my fame, my prestige, and power,

Even when you return you won't sleep in my tower!

You think you can take me in this battle of rhyme?

Well, maybe you could... if you had more screen-time!

A royal by birth but you're just a disgrace,

Bow down, my sibling, or be cast into space!


[Luna] Big talk from my sister, you regal mistake,

Tell me, just how does one become addicted to cake?

You abuse your power, sitting high on above,

Aww, poor Celestia, with no one to love!

You still getting letters or did your pupils grow wise,

You are just a troll pretending to advise!

The whole fandom would gladly bow down at my hooves,

Ensemble Darkhorse, Tia, and you can't match these moves!


[Celestia] Oh come now, my sister, you think you they adore?

Look into their dreams, yes you I implore!

For let us just say that you do get around,

Rather base for a princess who shouldn't be crowned!

Your voice shakes the mares right down to their soles,

And you're quite adept at scaring small foals!

We're finished here, Luna, there's no more to discuss,

Now go back to the moon and cuddle with Abacus!


[Luna] Oh sorry, I must have had something in my ear,

You said I was the one causing ponies to fear?

You sent your only friend to a town in the sticks,

And I bet that you ate that troll of a phoenix!

You even have to wonder just why we're estranged?

You can't protect your subjects from a bug who is changed!

Maybe I'll call her up, leave you in a cocoon,

And see how you like a millennium on the mooooooooon!


[Zecora] Who won? Leave your comments in the comments below,

And if you liked this one then please do let me know!
I've been watching these vids so I had to transcribe,

So sit back, relax, and view their diatribe!
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:iconfanniesgirl:
FanniesGirl Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Luna won
Clapping Pony Icon - Princess Luna princess Luna 
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:iconneorenard:
Neorenard Featured By Owner Edited Sep 23, 2014
Not all lyric was transcribe)
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:icongoremise:
Goremise Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
EPIC that was amazing!
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:iconsnowharmony:
SnowHarmony Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Luna.
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:iconbluechan09:
BlueChan09 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my God i cant even pick LOL that was the greatest! XD
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:iconjlbarnett:
JLBarnett Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
Celestia
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:iconthecarbonmaestro:
thecarbonmaestro Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student Artist
Do you need someone to make some beats?
It'd be an honor, if you could answer this week. :)
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:iconaztywolfette:
AztyWolfette Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Luna. End of story B-)
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:iconaskceilingitaly:
AskCeilingItaly Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Luna won!
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:iconmrspartin:
MrSpartin Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Luna won. Also, you should REALLY submit this to them and see if they'll do it! I'M SEROUS!!!
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:iconkissy-fishy:
Kissy-Fishy Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
Luna

New Lunar Republic ftw
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:iconponiesforall:
poniesforall Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
luna's last line was the winning line
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:iconsnowharmony:
SnowHarmony Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yes it was ^^
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:icondancewithknives:
Dancewithknives Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
How many people are biasedly chosing luna?
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:iconkoukin1928:
koukin1928 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
luna
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:iconlray147:
lray147 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Luna!!!!!!!
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:icontimgil:
timgil Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
It started off good, but I feel it got worse as it went on.
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:iconanimalanimefan:
AnimalAnimeFan Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
well, the winner to me is obvious... it's Zecora!! lol
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:iconcupcake-sparkle:
Cupcake-Sparkle Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
celestia
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:iconvarsa-svasa:
Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
LUNA!
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:iconknightlytheknight:
Knightlytheknight Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
somepony, ANYPONY, PLEASE sing this and put it on youtube
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:iconshinydragoness:
shinydragoness Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If I could get an instrumental, than I would.
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:iconilovechocolatemore:
ILoveChocolateMore Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Well, my favorite royal sister is Luna, but sorry, Celestia won this one.
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:icondogman15:
Dogman15 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
So I'm wondering if :iconthelivingtombstone:, Mic the Microphone, and/or EileMonty are willing to touch this.
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:iconnoobymaniac:
noobymaniac Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Love it o and Luna so won!
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:iconmedicalricky:
MedicalRicky Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
"Sent your only friend to a town in the sticks"... I can't quite tell what you're referring to. Also, who is "Abacus"? Isn't the "to the moooon" phrase something Celestia would say? Ate that troll of a phoenix"... I'm not getting this reference. Sorry about the nitpicking & questions; your rhymes are indeed , as the phrase goes, off the chain.
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Rhyming-Zecora Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
In the sticks refers to Ponyville, where Twilight was sent,

And an abacus was shipped with Luna when she didn't pay rent.

Luna's striking back and seeing if her sister likes the moon,

And as for the phoenix, well we've not seen him soon!
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:iconmedicalricky:
MedicalRicky Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Thanks for taking the time to reply.
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:iconpennywereskunk:
PennyWereSkunk Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Luna, no contest.
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:iconbreevsto:
Breevsto Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
animation. NAOW
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:iconflying-kittens:
Flying-kittens Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i agree with that 100%!!!
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:iconxxmowgsxx:
xxMOWGSxx Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Celestia wins this by a landslide.
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:icondiagon197:
Diagon197 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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:iconmare-and-bear:
Mare-and-Bear Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Luna won it with the Chrysalis burn XD this is fantastic, much better than the only one I've seen on youtube. You should record it!
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:iconxjanaspet:
XjanasPet Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LUNA!!!!!!!
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:iconcaspermycat2:
caspermycat2 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
luna
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:icongunflame345:
Gunflame345 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Celestia won!
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:iconbunnyelizabeth25:
Bunnyelizabeth25 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
hahahahaha i love this
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:iconcheshcat2:
cheshcat2 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
okay picture this epic rap battle of equestria all the villians battle against each other
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:iconcj-rav3r:
Cj-Rav3r Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student
this is amazin! LUNA
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:iconkingdomcrasher:
KingdomCrasher Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist
Celestia had it until Luna's last couple of lines, then 'Tia kinda got pummeled. Very good rap battle, now someone should animate it x3
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:icondereckc1:
dereckc1 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Luna hands down. Love it!
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:iconnanoxfate:
NanoXfatE Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
:iconprincesslunaplz:

I really liked this one, if EPRoB are still doing stuff--I dunno if they are--you should definitely send this script to them!
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:iconmidnightbladex3:
MidnightBladex3 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Luna
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:iconheart416:
Heart416 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LUNA~!!!
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:iconagistar:
AgiStar Featured By Owner May 5, 2013   Traditional Artist
Luna, hands down. I got many a giggle from this, I love it.
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